December 14, 2009

You're never too old to write to Santa

Dear Santa

I have been naughty, but in very nice ways. For Christmas I want a warm, hard body of the masculine persuasion, but brains aren't required (I'm not picky). I also want to lose a 100 lbs without breaking a sweat and for the teenagers to move out. (Winning the lottery wouldn't be bad either.)



(Do you think he'll write back to me?)

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