A summary of the questions I've been asking out loud today, sometimes to myself, most times to others. Quite telling and pretty damn funny if you ask me, especially out of context like this:
* Did you just fart?
* Who left this light on?
* Did you have a BM today? (The things we parents have to be concerned with!)
* Where did THIS hair come from?
* Will someone please let the dog out?
* Is there anything good in the PVR?
* What time did YOU wake up?
* Who left this here?
* Are you getting those dishes anytime soon?
* Where'd I leave my bra?
* Did you wash clean? (Again with the weird things parents have to wonder about!)
* Dude, do you know how pathetic it is for you to ask me to count your chin hairs? AND the fact that there are only five of them?!
* How many times have I told you not to trouble that?
* Ew, what did you do to this stuff?
* Where are you going at this hour?
* What are you doing?!
* Why the f*ck did I have kids? (To myself, not aloud... I ain't THAT mean.)
Now the answers... THOSE are a whole different story.
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Random musings, thoughts and opinions (plus the occasional tyrannical rant) from the mind of dreag21
About Me
- dreag21
- I'll have to write this later! So there's the first thing you've learned about me - I'm a procrastinator! *lol*
* insert obligatory welcome message here*
So thanks for coming. I feel like I should shake your hand or something, but that's a little difficult, what with the Internet between us. So excuse the lack of formality (that's not what you were expecting it is?!) and let's get on with it:
In this space I am simply writing about my life, my trials and tribulations, my experiences and adventures, my family and of course my thoughts about the whole crazy thing. I try to inject some humour here and there (if you can't laugh you'll cry, right?). Who knows, you might learn something along the way.
Regardless of what you were expecting, I hope you found something worth reading and coming back for.
In this space I am simply writing about my life, my trials and tribulations, my experiences and adventures, my family and of course my thoughts about the whole crazy thing. I try to inject some humour here and there (if you can't laugh you'll cry, right?). Who knows, you might learn something along the way.
Regardless of what you were expecting, I hope you found something worth reading and coming back for.
Who are we talking about here?
- dreag21: that's me! Single-mother, thirty-something, full-time career outside the home, Procrastinator to the extreme
- The Girl: my almost 19-year-old daughter, full of brooding teenage-angst, clotheshorse extraordinaire, Exhibit A in the case against my sanity
- The Boy: my pseudo-stepson a.k.a the ex's son who stays with me every now and then (with
- The Other Girl: my 7-year-old daughter, a.k.a Smalley, bundle of energy, potentially Exhibit C but also a big factor in keeping me sane
- My mom: she's a big part of my life, always makes me laugh, practically my best friend and provider of a lot of the "something I have to blog about!"
- Spike: my little sis who ain't so little anymore - she's now in college and taking on the world
- Assorted animals that reside in my home (because you know, the kids weren't enough!) including Oreo - the wannabe husky, Sprite the spastic budgie and Chuck the non-violent fighting betta fish
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